A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As the evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. link »
Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently. link »
The old man said, "Sure!" link »
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived. link »
"Sure, why?" link »
"Well you'd better get over there, you're about to cum!" link »
