Hilarious jokes-Village blacksmith

Hilarious jokes-Village blacksmith:

The village blacksmith, Joe was looking for an apprentice and was happy to find his wife's brother Pip, who was willing to work hard for long hours.

Joe immediately began giving instructions to Pip, "When I remove the shoe from the fire, I'll put it on the anvil; and as soon as I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer."

Pip, the apprentice did exactly as he told. Now Pip is the village blacksmith.

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Really funny jokes-Double positive

Really funny jokes-Double positive:

Professor Kachwala, a linguistics teacher at Narsee Monjee was in the middle of his lecture.

He said, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. However, there are some languages like Russian, in which a double negative remains a negative. But there is not a single language in the world, in which a double positive can convey a negative."

Asad, a student, sitting in the last bench retorted, "Yeah, right."

Hunting blues

Hunting blues:

Two Harley Davidson riders, Nick and Joey, were riding through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a divider in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT".

So they shrugged and went back home.